'Bite Me and Fuck Off'...The people we hate because they've dissed The Man

Our first inductee:

Joe Starkey of KGO AM 810. - For saying The Man was a 'thug' and 'shouldn't be playing' in regards to Marchment being suspended for kneeing. Yeah, Joe, If that hit was kneeing, my name is Bob. Maybe you should think when dealing with something that isn't football. Show me the motion, as it were.
[Joe Starkey Responds!]

Others:

Mel: of Mel's Page of Pucks not only does this poor deluded girl like the Dallas Stars, but she likes...Theo Fleury. Yeah, right girl. Theo. *snicker* In addition on her page of Love/Hate she spends time talking abut The Man's style...and manages to sound like a petulant 5 year old. And, As though all this isn't enough, she's the web mistress of the Bryan Marchment Haters webring, really, that would be like me creating the Eddie Belfour Haters webring. Geez. Mind you, she's also the -only- member as far as I can tell. If ever someone needed to be told 'Bite me and fuck off' Mel is the person. Your award is in the email.

[Ed. note: apparently this link is the incorrect one, the above link is fixed]

Natasha Sayer: Of this Mike Modano page. I found this while randomly searching on Altavista. It doesn't diss Marchment but I found an entry in a guestbook where she lists her least favorite player as Marchment. Why did she make the cut here? Simply...she's creepy. From the background music on her page (Every Breath You Take by The Police) to the two pages of Modano pictures...If she wasn't 15, I'd have to mention the annoying Comet Cursor window that pops up every pa--- Oh, I wasnt mentiong that, was I? Any one who likes Modano this much has to hate The Man.

Randy Galloway: who wrote this - Woah man. You have some serious hate issues, methinks. Calling The Man a "lower case evil" and "the pig of pigs". Tell you something: Not capatalizing his name just makes you look like a moron. Oh, geez, San Jose is the "cheap shot kings" of the NHL? I find it curious that you didn't mention Gary Suter...almost everyone else does. Oh, wait, I know, you probably kept spelling it 'sutter'. So you went after The Man because at least you can spell it phonetically. Bite me and fuck off, there shouldn't even be hockey in Texas.

Know someone who hates Marchment? Know someone who deserves this: ? Miffed because your on here? Just wanna tell me how spiffy The Man is? Send the mail here.